11 Vermont Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

11 Vermont Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

Here are 11 Vermont town names that are quirky, confusing, or just plain unusual—perfect for making your GPS (and maybe yourself) do a double-take:

1. Podunk

Why it’s odd: The name is slang for “the middle of nowhere,” and this tiny area really is off the beaten path, blending into nearby towns.

2. Dummerston

Why it’s odd: The name can make people snicker, and it’s named after a colonial governor, William Dummer.

3. Bread Loaf

Why it’s odd: Named after a mountain that looks like a loaf of bread, it’s also home to a famous writers’ conference.

4. Calais

Why it’s odd: Pronounced “callous” in Vermont, not like the French city.

5. Vershire

Why it’s odd: The name sounds more like a county or state than a town.

6. Peacham

Why it’s odd: Sounds like a fruit, not a place.

7. Lost Nation

Why it’s odd: Mysterious name possibly linked to Native American history or folklore.

8. Mosquitoville

Why it’s odd: Named for its swampy, mosquito-filled past.

9. Notown

Why it’s odd: Literally means “no town,” though there is a small community there.

10. Blissville

Why it’s odd: A tiny hamlet named after the Bliss family, tucked within another town.

11. Tinmouth

Why it’s odd: Named after English towns, but with a twist—locals say it’s pronounced “TIN-mith”.

These names reflect Vermont’s sense of humor, local history, and cultural quirks, and are sure to confuse both visitors and digital navigation systems alike.

Sources:

  1. https://www.worldatlas.com/cities/7-bizarrely-named-towns-in-vermont.html
  2. https://www.vermonter.com/weird-vermont-town-names/
  3. https://949whom.com/most-bizarre-new-england-town-names/
  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3TrauyMMb4