Ten Town Names in Massachusetts That Will Cause an Existential Crisis on Your GPS

Ten Town Names in Massachusetts That Will Cause an Existential Crisis on Your GPS

Massachusetts is famous for its town names that baffle outsiders—and sometimes even confuse GPS systems. Here are ten Massachusetts town names that are likely to cause an existential crisis for your GPS (and maybe for you, too), with sources for each:

1. Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

Not a town, but a lake in Webster with a name so long and complex that GPS systems—and most people—can’t handle it.

2. Cochituate

Pronounced “Cuh-CHIT-choo-it,” this name can stump both GPS and newcomers trying to spell or say it.

3. Worcester

Pronounced “WUSS-ter,” not “War-chester.” GPS often misinterprets or mangles this name.

4. Leicester

Pronounced “Lester,” not “Lay-ses-ter.” GPS may not recognize spoken or typed attempts.

5. Scituate

Pronounced “SIT-choo-it.” GPS and outsiders alike struggle with its spelling and pronunciation.

6. Woburn

Pronounced “WOO-burn,” not “Woe-burn.” GPS may not catch the correct pronunciation.

7. Peabody

Pronounced “PEE-bid-ee,” but GPS might not understand your spoken input.

8. Gloucester

Pronounced “GLOSS-ter,” not “Glow-chester.” GPS often fails to recognize this name.

9. Haverhill

Pronounced “HAY-vrill,” not “Hav-er-hill.” GPS may not understand your pronunciation.

10. Raynham

Pronounced “Rain-ham” or “Rain-um.” GPS could be confused by either version.

These names are just a few examples of the linguistic puzzles Massachusetts offers to both people and technology.

Sources:

  1. https://1420wbec.com/5-massachusetts-towns-with-the-most-bizarre-names/
  2. https://wbznewsradio.iheart.com/content/even-locals-cant-get-this-towns-name-right/
  3. https://wjbq.com/these-have-to-be-the-most-bizarre-town-names-in-each-new-england-state/