North Carolina is rich in unique and humorous expressions that reflect its culture, humor, and regional pride. Here are some funny phrases you’ll likely only hear in the Tar Heel State:
“Fucked up as a can of worms”
Used to describe someone who’s extremely drunk or high.
“Let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya”
A cheeky way to tell someone to leave, implying you don’t care if they get hurt on the way out.
“Do what now?”
A way to express confusion or disbelief—often used when you didn’t quite catch what someone said.
“Fucked up as a football bat”
Another colorful way to describe someone acting out of sorts or not making sense.
“It’s hotter than two squirrels humping in a wool sock”
A vivid, if a bit crude, description of a really hot day.
“It’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra”
Used when it’s extremely cold outside.
“Going around your elbow to get to your ass”
Means taking a long, unnecessary route to get something done.
“Might could”
A classic double modal, as in “I might could do that,” meaning you possibly could or might be able to.
“Yonder”
Refers to a place that’s “over there,” but not too specific—just “yonder”.
“Bless your heart”
While not unique to NC, it’s often used with a gentle jab or sarcasm—sometimes sweet, sometimes a subtle insult.
These phrases capture the wit and warmth of North Carolina’s local culture, and are sure to bring a smile—or a puzzled look—to anyone not from the state.
Sources:
- https://www.enjoytravel.com/us/travel-news/guides/north-carolina-slang-words
- https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/state-pride/north-carolina/speak-like-a-north-carolinian
- https://news.ncsu.edu/2018/06/28/six-nc-expressions/
- https://avltoday.6amcity.com/dictionary-asheville-ncs-terms-phrases